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day I in 11 in A ROCHESTER DEMOCRAT AND CHRONICLE, SUNDAY, JUNE 1, 1913. 5 JAPAN'S REPLY WILL BE MADE EARLY IN WEEK No Hint of Its Nature Has Been Given Out Yet. CANADIAN EXCLUSION PLAN FAVORED IN WASHINGTON Washington, May rejoinder to Secretary Bryan's reply to the Japanese protest against the California alien law legislation will be submitted. to the State Department early next week, according to present plans. This was made known to-day, but without any suggestion as to the probable contents of the note, There have been numerous cable exchanges between the Japanese Embassy here and the Foreign Office in Tokio, necessitated by the request of the latter for exact information as to international and state law regarding alien land ownership and naturalization.

Notwithstanding the pressure from certain quarters at home, however, it is regarded as doubtful that the Japanese Embassy has concluded to turn to a request for amendmeat of the American naturalization laws as a solution of the present issue between the two countries. Has Canada Solved Problem The successful treatment by the Canadian Parliament of complaint from Brit- ish Columbia of the competition of Japanese has attracted the attention of the negotiators on both sides in this country. As the underlying principle of the Canadian legislation is separation of tile two races in the interest of permarent peace, to be attained through absolute exclusion of but the traveling and student classes, was suggested toall, that a similar remedy might be found to fit the present issue in America. was pointed out that the representatives of Japan and Canada made no objeetion to the Canadian legislation. Indications point to a judicial test of the California land law as SOOn AS possible, after August 10th, when it will go into operation, though it is said that it is by no means certain that in the event of 1 decision adverse to their the Japanese would be willing to daims, abandon efforts to secure relief from what they declare to be discrimination.

COMMITTEES FILLED; HOUSE IS ORGANIZED FOR REGULAR LABORS Majority Approves of Other Parties' Assignments to the Various Berths. Washington. May organization in the House was completed to-day when the Democratic majority of the Ways and Means Committee met and approved the assignments proposed by the Republican and Progressive leaders. The full list will be presented to the Demoeratic caucus on Monday for ratification. The Ways and Means, Rules, Mileage and Accounts and Enrolled Bills committees were appointed at the beginning of the extra session.

The Republicans were in session just, ten minutes. The committee assignments included: Appropriations- Gillette, Massachusetts: Good, Iowa: Mondell, Wyoming: Davis, Minnesota: Calder, New York: Vare, Pennsylvania. Banking and Currency- -Hayes, California: Guernsey, Maine; Burke, Pennsylvania: Woods. lowa: Platt, New York: Smith, Minn. Good Roads -Slemp.

Virginia: Prouty, Jowa: Dunn, New York: Sutherland. West Virginia: Shreve, Pennsylvania; Brown, Wisconsin. Judiciary- Nelson. Wisconsin: Morgan. Oklahoma Danforth.

New York; Dyer, Graham, Pennsylvania. Interstate and Foreign Commerce- -Stevens. Esch. Wisconsin: Knowland, California: Hamilton, Michigan; Martin, South Dakota: Willis, Ohio. Rivers and Harbors- Humphrey, Washington: Kennedy, lowa, Barchfeld, Pennsylvania: Hughes, West Virginia: Switzer, Ohio; Powers, Kentucky; Treadway, Massachusetts.

Foreign Affairs -Cooper. Wisconsin: Bartboldt. Missouri: Fairchild, New York; Porter, Pennsylvanda: Ainey, Pennsylvania: Rogers, Massachusetts. Military--Kahn, California: Anthony, Kansas: Me Kenzie, Ilinois; Greene, Vermolt: Morin, Pennsyivania: Avis, West Virginia: Wickershan, Alaska. Naval--Butler, Pennsylvania: Roberts.

Massachusetts: Browning. New Jersey: Farr, Pennsylvania; Britten, Illinois: Kel ley. Michigan, Samuel W. Smith, Michigan: Steenersou. Minnesota: Madden.

Illinois: Stanford, Wisconsin: Griest. Pennsylvania; Kennedy, Rhode Island: Kalantanole, Hawait. Insular Affairs- Lown: Miller. Fess. Ohio: Goodwin, Maine: Prear.

Wisconsin: Young. North Dakota. Public Buildings and Grounds--Austin, Langley, Kentucky; Smith. MichicAn: Dunn. New York: Barton, Kraider.

Pennsylvania. Labor J. M. C. Smith, Michigan; Hawley Oregon: Browner, Wisconsin.

Pensions--Sells, Greene, Vermont, Kiers, Pennsylvania: Avis, West Virginia. Immigration--Gardner, Massachusetts: Natus, California: Moore, Pennsylvania: Merritt. New York; Hanahan, Johnson. Washington. ENGLISH COACH PLEASED Expresses Himself as Satisfied With Showing of Yale Crew.

Gales Ferry, May 31. -Tidal conditions made the morning practice of the Yale crews late It WAS vigorous while it lasted. with Coach Gold at the bow of Payne Whitney's launch Tarpon directing the men. The Varsity eight went up stream for the first time with Captain Snowden at No. 2.

The bout averaged 165 1-2 pounds, with Crocker. at 150, the lightest man. The Varsity four tipped the scales at an average of 168. The fours were given instruction by both Coaches Gold and Kirby. After the Var.

sity eight returned to the float, Gold sald that he was greatly pleased with its form and the power it shows. CLEARING HOUSE MAY REPORT Transaction for Month Amounted to $25,833,811.12. The report of the Rochester Clearing House Association for May, Issued resterday by William C. Watson, manager. indicates that transactions during the month amounted to $25,833, 811.12.

Or this amount 821.914.249, 23 WAS charged to clearings and $3.919,361.89 to balances. Clearings for the same month last Fear amounted to 820,904,519.79, which 81,000.720.44 less than clearings for this year. BEDS ON GROUND NEW TO TROOP MEMBERS But They're a Part of 24 Hours' Field Practice. Eighteen members of Troop N. N.

left the Armory at Exposition Park at o'clock yesterday afternoon for twenty. four hours in the feld. It was the plan of Captain R. Alien when the bugle sounded the advance to provide experiences for the men that would parallel those of wartime as nearly 88 they can be npproached, The platoon proceeded around the elty to the Baker farm, beyond Geuesee Valleg Park, Tents were erected and camp was established. Lieutenants Guy Elite and R.

E. Hurst were housed in the conter of the camp with Captain Allen. Guards and pickets were posted and the men spent the better part of an hour makIng ready for night. At 6 o'clock the bugle sounded mess, The apparent lack of Interest of few in the camp meal led to the rumor that they bad carried along dainty morsels to season military rations. The equipment wagon left Exposition Park yesterday' morning, loaded with tente, stakes, cooking utensils and other Dee.

essities, Contrary to military tactics, 110 guard was sent with the wagon, because of the short time given over to the praetice. Training camp WItS considered more tarportant than that in moving camp. The guardsmen carried full packs, including rifles and shells. At 9 o'clock last night the camp was literally surrounded with antomobiles that had carried visitors to the scene. Many were disposed to vlew the move as an otiting.

The camp finally cleared and the troopers found their way to the blankets, many to sleep on the ground for the first time in their lives. Bright and early this morning reveille will be sounded. The men will partake of A hasty camp breakfast and mounted drill will follow. Every maneuver known to the cavalry will be attempted. The feature of the practice will be sham battle, which will be held early this afternoon.

Almost every phase of a real battle will be presented. Scouts will be deployed and the troopers will be put through everything from skirmishing to the charge. At. 4 o'clock this afternoon the troop will break camp and proceed back to Exposition Park. It 18 planned to secure the horses owned by Troop of Buffalo, in the near future so every member of Troop can participate in the practice marches.

FIRE UNDER METAL POTS. Not on Grates, but in Flooring, Where Fire Doesn't Belong. Two overbeated metal pots set fire to Joists fu the flooring below them in the of the Rochester Brass and Alumiplant num Company, Nos. 77 and 79 North Water street, yesterday afternoon, and Battalion Chief Lynch and three were called. Damage of $50 was done.

The plant is owned by Paul S. Lempke. A member of the family of B. Kenning. of No.

237 Alexander street, went into a bedroom last night to search for some clothing and soon afterward Are was discovered in the room. An alarm was turned in from box 831. Battalion Chief Atkinson and five companies responded. About $10 damage was done. RECORD OF DEATHS.

The funeral of Mrs. Patrick Flaherty, of Oriole street, took place Friday morning at 10 o'clock from Holy Rosary Church. The celebrant of the mass was Rev. J. H.

Day. Rev. M. M. Cuney and Rev.

J. Muckie were the deacons. Rev. J. Nelligan and Rev.

D. Quigley were in the sanctuary. Bishop Thomas J. Hickey blessed the remains at the cemetery. The bearers were the four sons of the decedent.

Mrs. Flaherty was born at Ottawa. and had been 8 resident of Rochester for thirty years. She leaves, besides her husband, a daughter, Sister M. Ambrosia, of the Order of St.

Joseph, Canandaigua: five sous. Rev. Brother Anthony, C. of Philadelphia: Edward. Henry and Thomas Flaherty, of Rochester, and Joseph Flaherty, of Chicago, and eleven grandchildren.

William B. Maloney died Friday at his home, No. 36 Merriman stret, aged 57 years, Mr. Maloney was in the tea and coffee business for eighteen years in a store in the site of the Sibley store, but at the thine of bis death represented a Kentucky liquor house in this city. He leaves his wife, two sons, William F.

and Walter G. Maloney; a daughter, Mrs. H. P. Daily; two grandchildren, Leon and Eugene Maloney; two Michael Maloney, of Rochester, And Thomas Malones.

of Chicago, and two sisters, Mrs. Johanna Burleigh and Mrs. William Birm Mrs. Melissa P. Lewis, widow of Du Hiram W.

Lewis, died early yesterday morning at her home in Albion, aged $6 years. Mrs. Lewis was a daughter of the late Orson Tousley, a pioneer contractor of Orleans. She leaves a daughter, Mrs. George P.

Decker, of Rochester: a son. James T. Lewis, of New York, and a sister, Mrs. Florence Tousley Church, of Albion. Cecelia M.

Vander Linden died resterday at the home, No. 1231 Clifford avenue, aged 20 years and 8 months. She leaves her parents, John and Elizabeth Vander Linden: two brothers. George John Vander Linden, and four sisters. Mrs.

William Roeser, Mrs. William Powers, Anna and Marie Vander Linden. The funeral of Fred S. Morgan took place yesterday from the home. No.

10 Wilkin street. Rev. R. W. Veach offielated.

The following members of Siegel Tent. K. 0, T. were bearers and assisted lu the service: George Kammer, John Staub. George Kellersen.

Justin Alexander Englert and Walter Pero. Isabala Marlow died Friday afternoon at the home, No. 215 Lark street, aged rears, She leaves ber husband. William Marlow. and five 50118, Frank of Waterport: Alvin of California: George Clyde and Lucias T.

Marlow, of this city Frederick A. Yates died yesterday morn. ing at the home, No. 138 Reynolds street. aged S1 years, He leaves his wife, Harriet Yates, a daughter, Mrs.

Charles Atkin, of this elty, and a son, Fred Yates, of Gola Conrad Mayer died yesterday morning in the Homeopathic Hospital, aged 35 veers. He leaves his wife and an infant son. The hody was removed to No. 100 North street. George Dame died yesterday morning at the home.

No. 51 Lyell avenue, aged 74 rears. He leaves two sons, George Dame, of New York, and Edward Dame, of this city. Generiere Allseits, daughter of Elizabeth and the late Herman Allseits, died last evening at the home, No. 94 Roth street, aged 8 years and 4 months, AMERICAN CHALLENGERS FOR DAVIS TENNIS CUP.

American challengers for the Davis West Side Tennis Club, New York Maurice E. McLoughlin, N. Norris IRISHMAN'S WIT IS LIKE CLUB Big Difference Between It and That of Scotchman's. Harry Lauder, in Green Book. The Irishman usually says a to make you laugh.

The Scotchman finds the thing that is laughable out the truth. A Scotchman's sense of humor is close to something true in life. usually comes in the most serious ters in life, too. told with imagination, even poetic in its touches of homeliness, and it is usually very close to the heart. Irish wit is quite another thing; you between the eyes; it bits smashes you in the belt line; it makes you shout; then it leaves you with the feeling good joke on your neighbor does.

in a laugh that dies on the lips. are in the heart, very close laughs real tears. Irish wit, like the Irishman's luck, is something no man can explain. just is. It comes out of an Irishman before he expects it himself, and be fight for the principle of it, whether principle is right or wrong.

The first song I ever sang was Irish song. It was called "Caligan." The point of the song was a play the name, which sounded like "call again." It was a typical Irishman's idea of wit, because it told of a poor tailor named Caligan, who, whenever he came for his money, was told "call again, Caligan." The at the expense of another. the joke, WaS laughter was about another's misfortune. It was a laugh that was soon forgotten, the moment it was over. Like great deal of Irish wit it was made too deliberately to give people something to laugh at before they had time think.

The trouble with that sort of joke that when people stop laughing they think, and they should have something worth while to think about. Real humor must give them something to remember besides a joke, or a catch phrase, or grimace. An Irishman just steps. into the breach, has his say, gets his laugh, and stands pat. If anyone should disagree with his views expressed in his outburst humor, he is ready to fight for them.

He rarely stops to think about the effect what he is going to say, beyond his intention to make people laugh. A Scotchman, ever cautious, always considerate of the feelings of his neigh bor. weighs all the serious points of the joke before be says anything. That is say, he studies the truth of his subject before he paints it in imagination. The result is that Scotch humor, usnally kind, impersonal, has in it something of lesson for somebody.

I don't mean to say that the Scotchman would hesitate to hurt with his wit. but it would be more subtle than an Irishman's wit. If a Scotchman wants get a hit at his neighbor, to hold him up to ridicule, he will say something about him that is bitterly true, and vet will say it in such a quiet, agreeable manner that no one will feel the sting except the man for whom it is meant. Even he will laugh, but he will gO home and think abont it all night. I have always believed that real humor must be a bit of real life, 3 sketch of real character.

It must be higher from the ground than just the height of man's heart. It must he about something common-place. thing that everyone can understand. First and foremost. it must contain A true suggestion of character.

with an imaginative color to conceal its element personality. The best kind of wit is impersonal. The laugh with the most love in it is the laugh that is never forgotten. To Take Poles from Culver Road. Work has been and Light Company road between the It avenue.

is said liminary to the remoral begun by the Railway on a conduit in Culver canal and University that the work is preof alt poles from Culver road, and that to time the subwar will be continued to Join that in Clifford arenue. From this conduit it is planned to have lateral feeder lines to varions rear lot lines in the area served. Zine etchings make newspaper distinetire and eye-catching. Leave your order at the job printing department of the Democrat and Chronicle. BEING A BOY.

Nothing Like Blissful Ignorance of Convention. Robert J. Bundette in "Rise and Fall of the Mustache." A boy's world is open to no one but a boy. You never really revisit the glimpses of your boyhood, much as Joll may dream of it. After you get into a tail cont and tight boots volt never again set foot in boy world.

You lose this marvelous instinct of the woods, you can't tell a pig nut tree from a pecan. roll can't make friends with strange dogs, you can't make the terrible noises with your month, yon can't invent the inimitable signals or the characteristic catchwords of boyhood. He is getting on, is your boy. He reaches the dime novel age. He wants to be a missionary or pirate.

So far as he expresses any preference, he would rather be pirate, an occupation in which there are more chances of making money and fewer opoprtunities for being devoured. He develops a yearning love for school and study about this time, also, and every time he dreams of being a pirate he dreams of hanging his dear teacher at the yardarm in the presence of the delighted scholars, His voice develops, even more rapidly and thoroughly than hix morals. In the yard, on the house top, down the street, around the corner: wherever there is patch of ice big enough for him to break his neck on, or a pond of water deep enough to drown in, the voice of your boy in heard. He whispers In A shout, and converses in ordinary, confidential moments, in a shriek. He exchanges bits of back fence gossip about his father's domestic matters with the hor living in the township.

to which interesting relations of home life the immediate neighborhood listen with intense satisfaction, and the twe home circles in helpless dismay, He has an unconquerable hatred, for company. and an aversion for walking down stairs. For year or his feet never touch the stairway in his descent. and his habit of polishing the stair rail by using it an a passenger tramway soon breaks the other members of the family of the careless habit of setting the hall lamp or the water pitcher oft the baluster post. He wears the same size boot as his father: and on the dryest, dustiest days in the year always manages to conver some mud on the carpets.

He carefully steps over the door mat, and until he is abont 17 years old actually never knew there was a scraper at the front porch, Pto, by Underwood and Underwood, N. Y. Beginning Friday the the trophy, on the courts of the to right, are: Harold H. Hackett, WILL GET ADVICE OF EXPERT ON PLAN FOR DEEPENING OF RIVER Decision Reached by Mayor and City Engineer. Mayor Edgerton and City Engineer Fisher conferred yesterday on the proposed ordinance for the deepening of the river channel, and afterward the Mayor announced that an expert hydraulic engineer would look over the plans and to examine the river bed, with the object of determining whether the proposed measures would be effective.

"The plan for the deepening of the river channel is not a new one," said Mr. Fisher. by a number of has been passed upon approved by them, but the engineers and this improvement 19 expense of making that we should have the large and we feel authority as to whether this best expert will give the city the protection ordinance foods which 1s desired. from the services of should like to secure of Providence, the most John Freeman, engineer in the country, noted hydraulte I shall write to him at in this matter. If he 1s not available we'll get once.

eminent engineer to come to some other Rochester." decision of the Mayor and City The means that the ordinance will Engineer be through before the latter part not put event, and in case amendof June in any ments are suggested by the expert cONengineer It may be well into July suiting before the Common Connell acts. Buys Fresh Eggs. Building Commission of the Board The yesterday authorized Pur of Supervisors Agent Biracree to buy 28.500 dozen chasing eggs, for use at connty institutions, S. Riley put in the low bid, 21 1-2 cents The jail will use 50 crates. of dozen.

30 dozen apiece: the almshouse and County 500 crates, and Iola Sanatorium, Hospital, 200 crates, The contract for potatoes for went to S. U. Calkins the penitentiary Son, of Henrietta, for $1.09 a bushel. Five hundred bushels were contracted for. Former Rochesterian Here.

B. Dobbin, 3 former auditor of the Railway and Light Company, 1s visiting in this city. He is secretary of the Michigan United Traction Company, which has urban lines in Jackson, Kalamazoo, LansIng. Corunna. Bay City and Orosso.

and several interurban lines and two steam railroads, over 8 aggregate mileage of 300 miles. Mr. Dobbin left this city in 1900. PERSONAL MENTION. Rev.

and Mrs. T. H. McDonald are to leave this week for Canada to spend the Daniel K. Mulenby, of Hamilton, 1s spending a week at Cranberry pond at the Arlington Club.

Mr. and Mrs. John Berregan and danghter. Maureen, of No. 5 Keamore street, are spending 1 week in Syracuse.

Misses Olive and Harriet of University avenue, are to leave oft Tuesday for a Western trip. and later will make their home in Denver. Misses Minnie MeMabon and Mary Luelle Pennock, of No. 590 Frost avenue, are spending the week end with Mrs. W.

H. Beck, of Mr. and Mrs. James A. Ward, of Calu.

met street. who recently returned from two weeks' stay in Atlantic City, are Buffalo for a few days. Mr. and Mrs. J.

C. Thomsen and family, of Plymonth avenne, are spending two weeks in New York, and on their return trip will stop In Utica and Syracuse. Mr. and Mrs. Renben Goldstein, of No.

169 Dartmouth street, announce the engagement of their daughter, Emma Goldstein, to M. Myron Holtaman, of this city. Mr. and Mra, Walter G. Kraus and son Robert, of Buffalo, are spending the Week end with Mrs.

Kraus's parents, Mr. and Mrs. John M. Hetzel, of No. 711 North street.

Pontiacs will be unable to play their sebeduled came with Lincolns toZepher A. C. defcated the Clinto A. C. resterday, 5 to 4 international tennis cup will engage city.

The American players in the Williams and Raymond D. THE CHICAGO OF THE AEGEAN. Smyrna, Though an Ancient City, City, Is Full of Enterprise. Christian Herald. Seated majestically on rising ground on the southeast shore of the gulf, Smyrna seems as one looks from its wharves as though built on the banks of a great inland, lake.

one A gazes large out to island the blocks Aegean: the and yet the entrance is so deep and safe, and the harbor itself so spacious, that, according to the hackneyed saying, the navies of the world can ride at the water front of Smyrna. To be sure, the city has no mighty Olympus to keep guard over if 8R has Salonica. It has no narrow thoroughfare through which constantly ply the vessels of many nations as has Constantinople. But it has glories all its own. Splendid mountains surround it on almost every side.

Mount Pagus, the old citadel of Smyrna, up whose steep sidz many of the houses of modern Smyrna are climbing, is like a great fist, someone has expressed it, thrust out by the hills behind the city, and connected with the mountain ranges to the south- A fist which in the early days, when crowned with a mighty fortress and manned by tens of thousands of soldiers, semed to be shaken threateningly in the face of every invader. I have approached Smyrna both from the sea and from the land, and whether one journeys across the Aegean from Athens after an eighteen-bour voyage, or comes overland from Constantinople by rail, a long two days' journey, he is impressed not only with the picturesqueness of the situation. but also by the seeming vigor and vitality of the city. Though Smyrna claims to be at least 3,500 years old, and her recorded history goes back for nearly three thousand years, she is a8 alert. enterprising and busy as though she had had her birth in the last century on one of our ow Great Lakes, instead of on the shores of the oldest sen of the civilized world.

Appeal for Alms at Wedding. New York Sun. There are many customs associated with the French wedding which American brides might copy. One concerns the duties of the maids of honor. An American who attended a fashionable wedding in the Madeleine, in Paris.

recently. was impressed with the following little ceremony: The maids passed through the assembly of guests making a silent appeal for alms for the poor. At a wedding where no money had been spared and untold exhibited no one could beextravagance grudge the offering of silver expected to be dropped into the dainty "aumoof filmy lace, ribriere." or receptacle bon and flowers, which when not in use W28 hung on the arms in lieu of 8 bouquet. Defenseless Woman. Toledo Blade.

One of Blanche Bates' most intimate friends is telling 8 rather funny story about her. "She came into my house one evening excited, and I said to her: very much Heaven's sake, what ia Blanche for You seem to be the matter with you? all to 'Matter she answered 8.9 her voice shook with anger. have accosted by a man 011 the been "What did you do? I asked. hauled off and hit him in the she answered, and I said to him "You dirty dog. would you speak to a defenseless woman?" 'And where was he when you said I ngain inquired.

in the gutter where he fell when I hit she said in A surprised tone at my question." She Was Anticipating. Houston Post. "When he proposed to her she knocked him down." "Gracious! What did he say to that?" "He yelled: "Hold on! Hold on! We ail't married Last Extremity. Smart Set. Clara--May I borrow your beaded belt, dear? Bess Certainly.

But why all this mality of asking permission? Clara--I can't find it. the Australian team, holders of above picture, reading from left Little. WINNING CHAFING DISH. Girl Who Masters This Has Young Men in Her Power. Lippincott's.

Dearest Lucile, do not despair be. cause lemp year has passed. Simply get a chafing dish and have a leap year all the time. 'The chafing dish is the most effective weapon ever turned against the doubting foes of matrimony. It penetrates, both literally, and figuratively to the spot that Copid's arrows often fall reach.

It courage to the bashful, resolution to those who hestitate. and determination to the despairing. It will win a husband when all other meads have failed- coyness, intimation, suggestion, flirtation, affection, coldness, clever mothers, etc. The girl with chafing dish and A knowledge of how to operate it is not handicaped by the widow. A widow with a chafing dish? Any man is helpless against such a combination.

At almost any time the chafing dish can be used with deadly effect. Heavens. no. don't mean this in a physical sense. The best time, however, is some cold.

moonlit night after the theater. If he invites you to go to a restanrant for oysters or lobsters, coyly decline, Then. with an unmistakable note in your voice. say this: "I've fixed up a little treat myself to-night. George.

Mama bae kept the parlor warm. my chafing dish in ready and I'm going to cook some oysters myself, just for you." If he trembles slightly, it will be in anticipation--not in fear. When you home get the oysters quickly from the back porch or the fire escape, Whisper coyly, 40 a8 not to arouse the famfly, and watch how he is being hynotized. Ontside the night is should be. The rars of the moon give welcome aid.

Cupid. behind the draperies, draws his bow. Oysters cook quickly. Soon he is beside you. enjoying the treat of his life.

A little later and the feast is over. The hour is late -and surcharged with romance. He expresses regret at having to leave. He wishes that such jora could he his every evening. He hesitates, and you draw close, Still ho hesitates, and van move a little closer.

Yon smile faintly, and there is a dreamy look in your eves as You turn your face 11p to him. There you have him! He has, gathered you into his arms. disarranging vour back hair: his lipa are pressed to yours. The moment he departs. you rush in to toll Mama, who has kept wide awake waiting for von.

Shakespeare and the Bible. "If the foreign writers, 8.8 well Ag some of our own authore, would read the plays of says F. J. Wilstach. "they would not fall into so many ridieulous errors.

Not. long ago a French writer by the name of Michelet made the astonishing statement: 'Ag far as I recollect, the name of God does not occur in Shakespeare, or if it does, it is rarely, or by chance, and unnacompanied by the shadow of a religions It is very evident that this writer never read the plays, for our Lord is referred to in all parts of the works of Shakespeare, In point of fact, 'God' is mentioned 700 times in the dramas. Even in 'Richard the Third' alone the Supreme Being is mentioned 97 times. William Burgess points out that Shakes peare makes reverent use of the word 'Almighty' six times and 'Christ' nine times, While the word 'Redeemer' 18 twice in 'Richard the the Ghost' never mentioned in Shakespeare. The word 'Savior' is mentioned only once.

That Shakespeare WaS a close Bible student is instanced by the fact that 43 Bible characters are mentioned in the plays, some of them 0. many as 10 times. Scriptural incidents and places, such as the 'bull of 'the field of Golgotha' and the Bosom of are referred to in 50 or more places. There are also hundreds of Bible phrases, in most cases literally strewn throughout the works. He has also used scriptural themes profusely, and the moral inculeations of the plays are identical with those of the teachings of the Bible." Mama's Abandoned Trip.

has your wife decided to give ep the Cur pean trip she was contemplating?" "She haptend to hear somebody say that travel broadeued oue." FUTURIST HATS IN PARIS. Impressionism by Means of Ion's Fancies. New York Evening Post. In Parts the destre for futurist hats and Bulgarian garments has added fresh Interest to the ever pressing tople of clothes. The shops are advertising the most modera art movement in garments and bonnets.

In the art collection at the Lexington Avenue Armory there will doubtless be endless aids to refection upon spring fashions If one has eyes to see things. If it to really the ideal of these modern artists to portray the subjective experience of things and not the things themselves, it should become possible to develop an endless individuality in wearing apparel. How pleasant it would be. for a change, to wear something which gave OlIO the sensation of being comfortable. There snould also Lue opportunities to express complex emotion -the feeling engendered in tite brest of the person consigned to the back row in the malcony DE the new Acollan Hail; for Instance, who looks at a row of velvet loops erect rising like a sold breastwork before her vision--a feeling that can be described am nothing less than purple and green- purple for wrath and green for envy.

Something analogous to the White Knight with the coal scuttle, into which he fre quently descended and from which he bad to be pulled by main strength, should symbolize the head dress of the present day which binds. with rigid inflexibility, the brow of the young person. Then cont sinall tuft of feathers nonchalantly obliterating one eye of its wearer must surely bave some concomitant emotion. One pleasant feature of this new will be found in fitting the idealism of the artists Into futurist garments. NOT THE ROYAL SALUTE.

Witnessed by an American Girl at the Durbar. I happened to the Queen and Princess of Wales when she was at one of the great cities of Upper India. The Princess wishes to see the place quietly for herself, and asked a young police officer to escort her, and to be sure to tell no one about it beforehand. So off they started on foot through the bazar, and the Princess, who was dressed in a thick veil and topi, enjoyed at all immensely. But at the first police outpost on the road the constable, their police hahib coming, turned seeing, full force, and saluted with a clatter of arms as they passed.

"Now I asked that there might he none of this." reproached the Princess. it's not your royal highness they are saluting: it's explained the young officer, blushing mightily. And thereat the Princess saw her mistake, and laughed at herself mightily, too. in Its Effect. summer Social Culture.

There is nothing which so betrays and emphasizes the evil effect upon the spiritual nature of men of the long subjection of women to masculine control 2.8 the findings of church councils and court decisions, in which men alone participate. as these are related to family life. The monstrous assuroption that men can know better than women what women want. or ought to want. or really need, in that marriage relation which means to human beings of the mother sex a tax upon the whole nature such as men cannot experience, would be impossible to decent and intelligent men were it not for the extreme egotism engendered in all human beings by the possession of unjust power over others.

Ad Infnitum. Life, Mr. B. -Have you had a pleasant afternoon. my dear? Mrs.

B. Oh. very. I attended a large and enthusiastic meeting of the National Association in Favor of Woman's Suffrage. Mr.

And did you go with your mother, Anna? Auna -Oh. no indeed. father. I went to a meeting of the National Association Opposed to Woman's Suffrage. Mr.

And were your sisters with you or with your mother? Anna--Neither, father. Emma was at meeting of the National Association Opposed to the National Association Opposed to Woman's Suffrage and Mary is one of the founders of the new National Association Opposed to the National Association Opposed to the National Association Opposed to Woman's Suffrage,.